Idea for a documentary film

People going about their everyday
Specifically me and Lauren
talking and being ourselves
asshole-y
People who are assholes
no wait
BUTTS WITH WHOLE BODIES

Hooves for no reason

So I made these hooves to put in an installation/arrangement of sorts, not sure exactly what I will do with them. Coincidentally, the random length of braided yarn happens to make this a perfect jump rope.

On being a shitty shark and letting your brother eat the seal.

TOBIKO ON MY KEYBOARD
OH NO OH NO

In other news, I have been writing a paper very slowly while having really interesting Google Chats with my friend, Lauren. I will now share tonight's highlights with you via screen capture:


On conceptual graphic design projects, scheduling, and coats you've been sick in too many times:



and then also this

On sharks:


I thought about just posting an image of the chat window but the universe theme for my Gmail is pretty wonderful and I want everyone to look at it as much as I do.

ENDNOTE:
a ghost on stilts appeared before me
not floating but on stilts
three of them
rough wood
he kept shaking shaking
shaking
arms outstretched
and
head tilted back
his hands were dirty
i don't know
with what but
he turned and said
to me he said
just making my way
...
home
he left shaking
shaking and not floating
but on stilts.

Poorly Equipped

It has suddenly dawned on me that my father was right to pester me about not having a desk.
I have no desk.
I am trying to plan a site map while laying in my bed for the last four hours.

It is not going well. Anything involving memory foam cannot be deemed a work surface.
I should also keep an extra PANDABAG around my apartment, because I feel like I should be wearing one right now. To emphasize the hopelessness of my situation.